Tuesday, October 9

How stupid must we be?

I have always wanted to post one of these for the sake of posterity and fortunately or rather unfortunately,I have not been the recipient of these emails for a long time. I got one today and decided to post it for everyone's amusement.


"FROM MADAM.KOKOU WILLIAMS
ABIDJAN-COTE D'IVORE ©

Dear Good Friend,

I am Madam. Kokou William. from Solomon Islands. I am married to(Late
Mr.Steve William)who worked with our Embassy here in ABIDJAN-COTE D'IVORE © for
nine years before he died in the year 2002. We were married for eleven years
without a child. He died after a brief illness that lasted for only four days.

Before his death we were both born again Christian. Since his death I
decided not to remarry or get a child outside my matrimonial home which the
Bible is against. When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of $8.2
Million with a Bank in Cote D lvoire. Presently this money is still in the
custody of the Bank in Cote D lvoire.

Recently, my Doctor told me that I would not last for the next Eight months due
to (Cancer problem). Having known my condition I decided to donate this fund to
a church,organization or good person that will utilize this money the way I am
going to instruct him. I want a church,organization or good person that
will use this fund for orphanages, widows and other peoples that needs help and
also propagating the word of God and to endeavor that the house of God is
maintained. The Bible made us to understand that"Blessed is the hand that
giveth.

l took this decision because I don't have any child that will inherit this money
and my usband relatives are not Christians not even good at all because they
are the one that responsible for the death of my husband in other to have all
my late husband prperties and I don't want my husband's efforts to be used by
those that conspired for his death. This is why I am taking this decision, I am
not afraid of death hence I know where I am going.

I know that I am going to be in the bosom of the Lord.(Exodus 14 VS 14 says that
"the lord will fight my case and I shall hold my peace.

I don't need any telephone communication in this regard because of my health
hence the presence of my husband's relatives around me always.

I don't want them to know about this development and l know that With God all
things are possible. As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the
contact of the Bank in Cote d' lvoire. I will also issue a letter of
authorization to the bank that will prove you the present beneficiary of this
money. I also want you, church or the organization to always pray for me
because the lord is my only shephard. My happiness is that I lived a life of a
worthy hristian.

Whoever that Wants to serve the Lord must serve him in spirit and Truth. Please
always be prayerful all through your life. Contact me on this email address
any delay in your reply will give me room in sourcing for another good person,
church,organization for this same purpose. Please assure me that you will act
accordingly as I Stated herein. Hoping to receive your response immedaitely.
Thanks and Remain blessed in the Lord. your's sister in Christ"

3 comments:

Shreyas said...

You're not so lucky - this one's rather plausible. The ones I used to get included long and vivid descriptions of a civil war in progress, and promises of a Swiss Bank A/c funds waiting to reimburse me!

BeeDee said...

oh, this is lame. i got one from the ex-president of liberia, charles taylor, and a few from the ex-wives of Sani Obacha. hah :)

Saranya said...

I accept defeat!